If some of you ladies want to know
how you can suck the life out of your marriage and drive your good husband to
insanity, or to the bar, or into the arms of another woman, or to a divorce
attorney, or just shrivel him up into a conquered quail who inwardly loathes
you as he dies a slow, emotionally tortuous death, well then . . . this is your
lucky day.
Here are 10 surefire principles
that’ll make your husband more miserable than Donald Trump forced to watch
Rosie river dance naked.
1.
Nag your Husband.
One way to torture your hubby is to
be a nerve grating, contentious, non-stop dripping faucet of faultfinding and
finger pointing.
2.
Criticize your husband in public.
Yep, publicly shame him. Become an
expert at unveiling anything about your spouse that’ll cause him to want to
jump in front of a speeding bus.
3.
Keep Him On a Short Leash.
By short leashing your mate with
insane limits your man will quickly feel like a stupid son, controlled by you, his
new petulant mommy.
4.
Become a Drama Queen.
Make the atmosphere of your home
tense. Make it crazy. I mean … crazy.
5.
Hate his Friends.
Sever the ties your companion has
with those who have walked to hell and back with him because now . . . it’s all
about you. You especially want to steer him clear of friends who feel the
liberty to shed light on you, the interesting wife.
6.
Hate his hobby.
Your goal is to joy steal any
pleasure that can be had by the poor schlep. And anyways you don’t want him to
enjoy anything that you don’t like.
7.
Cut him off sexually.
It’s not enough to rag and ridicule
him and then run his friends off. No, you must go the second mile and turn into
the Sex Nazi. No sex for you!
8.
Get your family involved in your marriage.
Forget this leave and cleave stuff
the Bible dictates. If you want your union to unravel then you’ve got to gang
tackle your husband with “The Family.”
9.
Never apologize.
If, in the odd event you do
something that hurts your husband never, I mean never, apologize. You . . .
apologize? Please.
10.
Do we really need a number 10?
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